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Risks
The fun name is not a disguise. Here is everything that can go wrong, stated plainly.
You can lose your money
Every stock investment can lose part or all of its value. Nothing published here changes that, and no score is a promise.
This is probability, not prophecy
The system abstains on plenty of mornings, and a high score is not a certainty. Being right more often than not is the goal; being right every time is not on the table.
AI models have real limits
Language models can produce generic analysis, go down, or flatly disagree with each other. Requiring a consensus reduces that risk. It does not remove it.
The sample is still small
Published performance covers only the sessions actually measured, open to close. While that history is short, the results are mostly noise and say very little about what comes next.
Simulation is not execution
Results assume a buy at the official open and a sell at the official close, minus 0.1% in costs. A real order also pays a spread, brokerage fees and tax, none of which are reproduced here.
Nothing here is about you
The system knows nothing of your finances, your goals or how much loss you can absorb. It cannot give you personal advice, and it does not try to.